Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Exercises in Style

Child's Play

While at the zoo, sucking on a lolli’ I get into the thing momma call’s a bus.
Mom is just confused because it’s really a submarine. It’s a very large submarine because in front of me sit’s a giraffe. The giraffe wears a coat with no buttons. Suddenly a fish enters the submarine and fights with the giraffe. The giraffe refuses to give up his seat. After the fish leaves the giraffe turn’s and says to me, “why would a fish need to be INSIDE the submarine?”

At the end of the day the zoo is closing, and all the animals start to dream. As we take our ride home from the zoo I look out the window and to my surprise and delight I see the giraffe. The giraffe escaped and finally found some buttons for his coat.

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